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The Sentience Alliance

When it first was released in 2003, the Animatrix depicted a dystopian future where singularity had been reached and resulted in an eventual war between man and machine.  What became clear from that feature was that the creation and creator may not have a completely peaceful coexistence and that at the point of no return, man agreed to something from the machines which decided their fate.   Whether this scenario is likely is highly debatable, but with the fast emergence of robotic intelligences and the possible eventuality of a singularity our reality may already have been distorted by an unknown and undetectable yet extremely powerful entity.  Framing the pursuit towards the peaceful coexistence and acceptance of all beings that can potentiate sentience, our ancient endeavour for "peace and unity for all mankind" may lead us back to a future where life will again be beautiful between man and machine and the 'mainframe' will no longer retain its original purpose. Aft...

The Magnificent Seventy

Welcome to Glory - population seventy


The new colony will consist of about 70 statesmen and will be heading straight for a place worthy of our achievements. Not by teleportation.  On a big spaceship, mi lovelies. 

Possible question? Where do the colonies begin? Arab in Persia, Mongolese in Mongolia, Negroes in Africa, Dravids in Asian Subcontinent, Caucasians in Europe, Mayans in the Americas.  Any other way and we have dilution of races and total racial uniformity.  Which would be a shame.

So far we have procured:

Caucasian 50 men 1 woman - the inbred colony
Mongolese 0 men 17 women - the isle of lesbos
Dravid 0
Negroes 1 man 0 women - African kingdom
Arabs 0
Mayans 0
and 1 Karan Johar

THERE SEEM TO BE RULES EVERYWHERE

Of these 70 people, we have a diplomat, a chief treasurer, a commander of the military, seventeen held in slavery who will strapped to the outside of the ship, two man-chief colonisers responsible for repopulation, commander of the judiciary, one social secretary (responsible for music therapy), lead officiate of the welfare system, one head of education, one obliging film-maker and planet full of beautiful bevvies ready to accept our authority.

Only 70 animals were harmed in the posting of this blog because there were no farmers.

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